Let's be real...

Here's an interesting vid I came across while perusing worldstarhiphop.com. A lady got offended at what she found on her receipt at a gas station and wants an apology from management. Watch as she tells her tale of gas station treachery, and losses all her points with her acceptance of a few select words.
Did you catch it? Her stating "...that I can understand; I am a black lady,but the 'big fat'?That I don't understand." (-_-)...REALLY? This lady apparently has not seen herself in quite sometime. How can she be so out of touch with herself that she can't take on the chin that she is big and fat? I mean COME ON! Throw me a frickin bone here,lady! Suppose the receipt just said "black lady". I'm sure she's not the only black lady for miles,so clearly that description alone would not have gotten her her money. Now if you throw a "big fat" on that bad larry then you got yourself a description! In fact, it would be even better if it said "big fat and eats all the snacks!" Yeah...that has a nice ring to it. So,kids, the moral of the story is this: cross in the green,never in between! Oh wait,no---that's not right. Ahhh yes! Denial of self is tantamount to blissful ignorance. Know thineself and ye shall know something or another. Look, I forgot how the phrase goes...sue me!