The Yellow River

There are few joys in the world that match the fun found in draining the lizard."Oh no, is he really about to make a blog about this?!" *pandemonium ensues*. YES! It behooves me to spread the joy I have in this act. Why? Because it is sooooooo much more fun as a guy. I can write my name in the snow. I can run across all the urinals in an empty restroom. I can stand outside the bathroom and still hit the target! It's great I tell ya! Just great! To some--perhaps to many-- this seems like the grossest post one could ever do. Well...I'm a little out there,#1 and #2, there's always #2(and I REALLY don't think you guys want me to take shit there<=pun intended lol! Let's really think about it though. You may say "eww,peeing is not fun!" yet there are many a statue of kids,cherubs, or what have you peeing in the pool(which might I add is NOT cool, however it does make for an interesting statue). Need further convincing? Think of the joy in pissing on the haters most of you don't even have. Yes, piss--in all it's nastiness--is still quite useful. Ask yourself, "What are you doing to enhance your pee experience?" I would assume, not much. Women, I feel for you...all of you; for you have to stand statically while you release. Well, you could move, but that may get messy. I say all that to say this: appreciate your piss...R.Kelly certainly does!