Who's Real? Who's Fake?

Who's real and who's fake? That's the question of the day.If I could read a woman's mind I bet that's what I'd hear her say. More often than not, when walking the streets, I'll see a woman or two(more like ten) that will catch my attention,but I'll also find myself looking at dudes. No, not to check them out, but for entertainment. As I grow older, it becomes more and more entertaining to watch the reactions of guys to a pretty woman...or just a good ol' fat ass! I mean there's just a plethora of approaches and none of which seem to work. Even going the compliment route doesn't work anymore. All that "hey girl,you look beautiful" is out the window with not even so much as a "thank you" or a smile. In my younger days(as if I'm so old now smh) I would've written the women off as rude bitches who think they're hot shit. However, after months of observation, I've noticed the problem...it's us fellas(sometimes).See,the problem with dudes is that to women, we're all the same and we all say we're different. So how can they separate the real ones from the ones spittin game? Some women would say to address them as miss. I say how about I don't and say I did? "Well,how do ya do it?!" Ok kiddies, listen up! The trick is not to compliment(at least not in the simple sense). Basic compliments are heard a dime a dozen. What you have to do is say something so completely outrageous that they'll be so taken aback that the simply can't help but laugh, like so:
Guy: Damn girl you look so good I'll suck a fart out yo ass!
Girl:*as she tries to hold in her laughter*LOL!
Guy:I see you smiling!<===that is your cue to go in for the kill!

SMH I always get sidetracked writing my blogs and as a result, I cut them short and end on a random note. That being said, this has been cooking with Pyro and I'm out. Konichiwa bitches!