The hidden dangers of RMS

Today, I come with a message of caution. Of what, you ask? There is an unspoken,perhaps even unseen threat to all that is good and it must be addressed before it is too late. Random moments of sensitivity(RMS), or what some experts would call 'bitchassness', is one of the most dangerous infections a person can have. At any given moment, a person infected with bitchassness can snap at the slightest thing,thus creating a problem in normal human interaction. One paricularly sad story of RMS tells of a man speaking to his friend of 20yrs who--for the sake of privacy-- we'll call "John". John,being infected with RMS, unbeknownst to his dear friend, suddenly snapped at the mention of grabbing a bite to eat. The two men argued incessantly over where to go and what to get. John killed his friend that night. 20yrs down the drain over one random moment of sensitivity. After extensive research, scientists have yet to find the cause of this illness, however, solutions are on the horizon. If you have encountered,will encounter, or are encountering a person infected with bitchassness, the best available solution is to just stay silent. Though we cannot guarantee that silence will prevent an infected from spazzing, we can assure you that it will likely prevent irreparable damage.