Ms.Anonymous

I never much cared for the for the idea of giving the girl my number so "she can call me". Riiiiiight. While we're selling each other lies, I drive a Lamborghini and am heir to a gazillion dollars. What's the big deal with a number anyway? It's not like the old days of no caller ID. You don't have to worry that if you miss a call and *69, Mr.Undesireable will be anxiously awaiting on the other end. You certainly don't have the obligation to answer the call either,but nooooo. That's just not good enough is it? No. You're power hungry. You want to be able to call him up and interrupt his daily process,knowing he can't return the favor or even worse, you want to interrupt his life by killing him slowly with the suspense arising from your lack of a simple phone call! It's just sickening! They should make that a form of capital punishment. "So, Mr.Akmaanahshsdfgd, are you a terrorist?". Akmaanahshsdfgd replies, "No! You won't get me to talk!". Femlae agent: "I see you wanna play hardball. Give me your number; I'll call you". Needless to say, the end of the story resulted in the obtaining of information. Maybe it's the subconscious desire to feel like a celebrity why women do it. It can't possibly be that the guy is soooooooo ugly and beneath you, because you would've ran away screaming upon his approach if it were that bad. Then there's the lack of names and such. You ask the girl her name and she replies "My name is Ms.Luxurious". That's two red flags just from the introduction. The first, being, she could be a stripper with a name like that and the second being wtf is she hiding why she can't give her name out? Pardon my French, but bitch are you a convict on the run?! Hell, if you're uninterested in anything an approaching man has to say, just tell him you're fresh out the pen. I'm 95% sure that'll work. So to all the anonymous misses out there, I hope you know who you are 'cause I sure don't.