So here I am, listening to the classic story of how guy wants girl, girl has man, guy has no clue that girl will be forever uninterested, when I'm suddenly inspired to write. What is with you women thinking you're such hot shit that EVERY guy that approaches you just wants to run up in you slow(or fast, for those who fuck like rabbits)? Ever think maybe, just MAYBE a guy actually wants friendship FIRST when he approaches you? Granted, I don't know any guys like that, but I'm sure they're out there--possibly in the farthest corners of the Earth--but out there nonetheless. I'm starting to think maybe the real situation is YOU want him to want the draws so that you can deny the draws, resulting in the always fun game of cat and mouse. Who wins there? You, of course! And it is at his expense smh. Poor guy is left chasing you and feeling like no one wants him while you're there feeling great knowing at least one other person wants you(guess your man wasn't crazy for dating you after all). I once heard the phantom of the opera was one such guy, seeking only the friendship of a woman. Good luck finding him though. You know what I think you should do? The next guy that approaches you--wanting the draws of course,because they ALWAYS do--look him in the eye,keep a straight face and say 'look guy, all I want is sex'. Make sure you have a prison-like gaze when you say this otherwise he'll just think "jackpot!". The goal is to be uber aggressive, causing him to flee in fear of rape. Let me know how it turns out.
Friday, July 24, 2009
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