Don't let the bedbugs bite!

Now there's a phrase that is all too familiar. Quite frankly I think it's a horrible thing to say before going to bed. The mere thought of insects crawling on me -- let alone FEASTING on me -- disturbs me greatly and it should disturb you too *shivers all over* . In any case, I didn't come here to tell tales of the indestructible bedbug; though I do have many. I think the real night-terror is none other than me! I mean, I simply canNOT help myself sometimes. In the midst of living my ever so exciting life, I somehow manage to drop everything when I spot heavy eyelids. Snoring? Great! That means your mouth is open and we all know what can happen to open-mouthed sleepers(no, not tea-bagging...ok, maybe once in awhile >=^] ). Really though, there's nothing like throwing a stack of books, a random teddy bear, a couple xbox controllers and a cable remote on top of someone's head and then snapping a picture for evidence. It just doesn't get any better than that! So next time you go to sleep, take a breath, make sure the coast is clear and remember that you could wake up with a book on your head.