"Believe half of what you see, none of what you hear..."-Hov

Today, I was reminded of a lesson I learned a LONG time ago; people are nucking FUTS! What it is that drives a man to madness? I'm not talking about the type of madness that affords you the opportunity to have a tough redneck named Jim living inside you when in all actuality, you're a black man. I'm talking about the type of madness that drives a person to have such bastardized views of what is and try and push them on you as if those views are the truth. REALITY CHECK! YOU, SIR, are nothing short of CRAZY! It's sort of like how you can tell ten people a story and by the time it gets to the tenth person, the story goes from "hey did you know Jack and Jill went up the hill?" to "hey did you know Tom, Dick, and Harry jumped Jack, took his car while Jill was in it and had their way with her?And get this, they didn't even get the bucket of water!". I really find myself wondering--too often, might I add--what type of special imbecile are you to experience something and get an entirely different reality than what it is? Like, dude, what fucking looking glass are you seeing through? What drug are you on? Furthermore, why the hell are you trying to sell me you're story, as if I weren't in the thick of it with you? I know, I know, wtf is this guy talking about right? I am talking about no one worth mentioning, but someone worth writing about. Why? Because as fun as it is to call people stupid and crazy to their face, it's even more fun to call them a bunch of witless imbeciles in writing! So, to the many mindless ingrates that inspired such a writing today, thanks for the inspiration! To the the innocent readers of this post, steer clear of Tom, Dick, and Harry. Rumor has it, they're dangerous.

P.S.
I had a different ending in mind, relating back to the video, but ahh well; at least it matches the title!