Tis the season!

Just kidding! I'm much more of a "Bah Humbug!" kinda guy. I don't celebrate Christmas *the crowd gasps then chaos ensues* ,but in the spirit of the holiday season I figured it only right that I write a Christmas blog! Now, now...don't expect a bunch of hibbidy hooblah about how much I hate this holiday(even though I kinda do). I just think it's a lil funny (just a teeny bit) that most people have no clue what the season is about/how it started! That, for me, is one on of those "c'mon son" moments. How the hell are you not gonna know about the things you participate in? C'mon son. Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit! But no, that's not my biggest frustration. I'd have to say my biggest frustration with Christmas is all those got damned texts! I woke up to a myriad of texts and IMs talking about "Merry Christmas!" What oh what am I to do? I guess that's where I'm supposed to say "awwwww that's nice!" Don't get me wrong, I like texts. I like IMs. I like hearing from people. I just don't like having to wish people a merry Christmas when I don't celebrate it. "Well why don't ya just say thanks and keep it moving?" Because I think it's a bit rude to rain on someone's holiday parade. It's like someone saying sorry to you and you're all like "You're got damn right you're sorry!" It's just cruel! And in all my black-heartedness I'll not go and shit on someone's holiday cheer when all they're trying to do is share it with me. Eventually, I just gave up on the hope of imparting to everyone the fact that I DON'T FREAKIN' CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS. Yes. I caved and started wishing it back. I figured it's a lot easier that way and in the end, I'll have less hair in my hands and more on my head. So, to all of you on this "happy,happy, joy, joy" of a day, BAH HUM--err, Merry Christmas! *smiley face*