Agent Double Oh No!

In the spirit of all the sneaky things in the news lately, I've decided I'd join in on the fun surrounding the secret agent spy couple that somehow managed to sneak in the White House and of course, Tiger Woods. Now, before I go on, I must say how interesting it is that Sir Tiger of Woods's philandering is receiving far more press than the epic security breach (because that's what it was) of the White House. Now that that's out the way, onto the good stuff! Tiger frickin Woods... not so squeaky clean now are ya? How hilarious is it that he was sneaking around and thought everything was cool until he had that "Uh-oh" moment w/ a side of 9 iron to the windshield? Then the voicemail leaks requesting a name change on his side chick's greeting. Ha! Now THAT'S some true-to-life pimp shit. Tiger has control of all his hizzoes! Who'da thought? But seriously, he's a billionaire. If I make that type of money, I might feel inclined to do what the hell I want,too. That doesn't make it right, but hey, it is what it is! All in all, he's definitely an Agent Double Oh No for his sloppy cheating. Get it together, Tiger! In other news, what in the hell is going on in America why this couple was able to do what they did? I know, I know, they intended no harm (so they say), but noxious intentions or not, they had no business being there! Hell, I'm always up for some free food and beverage,but you don't see me crashing shit now, do ya? Then comes the icing on this cake of foolishness...they're trying to get a reality show. Honestly, there's no other way I can express my sentiments other than to quote Ed lover and say "c'mon son!" TV is going down the tube in America, and fast! In conclusion, the now infamous couple definitely gets the title of Agent Double Oh No for their failed attempt at getting free food. All in all, it just goes to show you how right Eddie Murphy was in his skit. If you have the right color, things are a hellova lot easier for ya!