To be quite honest

Honestly, I don't know about honesty. People ask for it, but don't give it. Claim realness,but don't live it. Start to tell you then say "forget it." I mean, what the is it? Is it really that complex? Maybe it's just me. I'm a pretty angry person. I can admit that. Perhaps I'm so painfully honest because it's my way of getting back at the world. Doubt it, but maybe. I know people can't possible be concerned about feelings. Sure, some cases call for a little sugar-coating. You know, those instances where she asks you if she looks bad in her new dress. Maybe "hell fuckin' yeah you do!" is not the most appropriate of answers if you're hoping for some late night action (although I think that'd be HILARIOUS to say). I suppose that's why I'm thought to be a jerk. I'm a pretty nice guy,actually. I just don't care enough to lie. Just another random thought. I'm tired now. Peace out!

What's In A Name?

What's in a name?
It's the difference between fortune and fame
between pride and shame.
What's in a name?
Ask the man at the airport who's always detained
or the newly wed girl who's last has been changed.
Still wonder what's in a name?
Well ask yourself which you'd rather run into,
OG Murda Money or Timothy and Lou?
It's a strange thing,
this name thing.
Never thought a name could actually change things
or lead to such strange things.
Never knew the power of what a name could do
or how it determines how people judge you
so tell me...what's your name say about you?

Bling N' Things

Often, I find myself fighting the inner "me". You know, the little voice inside of us that makes perfect sense, but still manages to get disregarded for the far less sensible option. A new day brings a new conflict and today's conflict is "What To Do With Your Refund Check?" Oh yes. It's definitely that time of the year. I never understood how I find myself always looking forward to tax season, despite the fact that I very well may end up owing money or receiving the proverbial, non-lubed shaft from the IRS. What's the proverbial shaft? Here's a short story for you: Last year, I get my taxes done at Jackson Hewitt(won't be doing that again). Blah blah blah my taxes are done. So I says to the tax guy as eager as I can be, "so how much am I getting back?" His reply? "Ehhh..." Uh oh. That can't be good. He then proceeds to tell me that I'm getting back around $20 or so. Why? Because my tax refund was so small (about $300 or so) that the majority of it went towards paying Jackson Hewitt for doing my taxes! Now, let's take a pause from this story so you can truly grasp how I felt at that moment. Remember how happy Ralphy was when he received his Red Ryder BB gun? Ok. Now, picture me going from that look to when McCaulay Culkin put the aftershave on his face and made that famous expression. Yeah...it was something like that. I was furious to say the least! This year is different though. I'm getting back *drum roll* much more than I've ever received! I can't help but be a little nervous about though. So here's the issue (finally!): I am so very tempted to do the niggerish thing and buy jewelry with my refund, as opposed to doing what I should be doing and saving it. What can I say? I have a fondness for shiny, gold things. Of course, my friends who spend their money freely on clothing and the like don't make it any easier on me, since I hang out with the Joneses. I don't know what to do! Every time I entertain the thought of buying some shines, I hear Chris Rock yellin "they spinnin, nigga! They spinnin!" in my head and I'm reminded of how ig'nant that would be of me to blow my money on foolishness that I truly don't need. For now, I can resist temptation. Let's hope that will power is still here when the money comes.

P.S.
For those living under a rock that didn't catch what I was referring to with Chris Rock:

Just a touch...a feel... a lil bit; and it's on!

Let me start off by saying this: I don't know how I feel about this video. Initially, I found myself thinking "this kid must be a real ghey ass or a real loser to turn such an offer down." Towards the end of the video...well...I felt the same way *shrug*. I'm sorry, but I can't help but think back to my days of adolescence where my hormones were a ragin'(been like that for quite some time,now that I think about it) and I was too shy to pursue the cat. I wish a chick would "pressure" me into touching a titty! Ever heard the phrase "give 'em an inch and they take a mile"? Yeah. That would have been me. You say touch a titty and I would have one hand in your bra and the other making its way into your panties. Alas, I was never given such an opportunity back then, but this young man has! I implore you, oh child of little heterosexuality , untuck your penis and strike! I promise they don't feel like a bag of sand!(Ha! How do you like that 40 Year Old Virgin reference?)Seriously, though, the only "cop" I like ends in "a-feel" *rimshot* and damnit he better take advantage while he can! Now, of course, I can't just completely ignore the serious side to this video. I will, however, ignore the question of "where are the parents?" I mean, they're clearly in a school and I don't know of many students whose parents accompany them to school during gym time. Embarrassing much? Perhaps the real question here is, what's wrong with that little Jezebel why she's so pressed for a hand on her boob, on camera at that?! Sounds like the makings of a future porn star; she'll bring the camera man! On an even more serious note, is the possibility of the boy being accused of sexual harassment( a likely possibility when you mix innocent kid, frightened girl, and angry teacher). If the wrong person were to see such events going on between students, I don't think it would work out too well for anyone. That being said, is it worth all the risk just for the kid to get a chance to touch some boob? HELL YEAH!

Recant

I find myself taking my laptop with me wherever I go; not because I'm a computer fanatic, but because of Twitter. Yes...Twitter. I started off hating it (check my first blog),but now? Well, those gosh darn trending topics have pulled me in! In my heart I still know it's a stupid concept. I still can't picture the proposal for the site, "hey, I have this idea where you just tell people random nothings about your boring life in 140 characters or less. Whaddya think?" Then, some random lunatic replies "yeah, that sounds like a GREAT idea!" If they only knew. In any case, I'm recanting my Twitter hate. I have [not so]proudly fallen victim to the latest social networking craze and I figured I'd publicly make my apology. I'm sorry, Twitter. You're clearly a great site and are #FTW! That is all.

Tis the season!

Just kidding! I'm much more of a "Bah Humbug!" kinda guy. I don't celebrate Christmas *the crowd gasps then chaos ensues* ,but in the spirit of the holiday season I figured it only right that I write a Christmas blog! Now, now...don't expect a bunch of hibbidy hooblah about how much I hate this holiday(even though I kinda do). I just think it's a lil funny (just a teeny bit) that most people have no clue what the season is about/how it started! That, for me, is one on of those "c'mon son" moments. How the hell are you not gonna know about the things you participate in? C'mon son. Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit! But no, that's not my biggest frustration. I'd have to say my biggest frustration with Christmas is all those got damned texts! I woke up to a myriad of texts and IMs talking about "Merry Christmas!" What oh what am I to do? I guess that's where I'm supposed to say "awwwww that's nice!" Don't get me wrong, I like texts. I like IMs. I like hearing from people. I just don't like having to wish people a merry Christmas when I don't celebrate it. "Well why don't ya just say thanks and keep it moving?" Because I think it's a bit rude to rain on someone's holiday parade. It's like someone saying sorry to you and you're all like "You're got damn right you're sorry!" It's just cruel! And in all my black-heartedness I'll not go and shit on someone's holiday cheer when all they're trying to do is share it with me. Eventually, I just gave up on the hope of imparting to everyone the fact that I DON'T FREAKIN' CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS. Yes. I caved and started wishing it back. I figured it's a lot easier that way and in the end, I'll have less hair in my hands and more on my head. So, to all of you on this "happy,happy, joy, joy" of a day, BAH HUM--err, Merry Christmas! *smiley face*

Not approved by the FDA

There's no sense in beating around the bush with this one. I think this is hilarious! But really, am I wrong for finding some humor in this video? Granted, I don't, won't, and can't agree with everything in this video, but from the stance of "there's niggers and then there's black people" I can certainly see how such a medication might be a tiny bit useful. For example, liking chicken is not a "nigger" thing. Dave Chappelle said it best, "there's not something wrong with me for liking chicken. If you don't like chicken, there's something wrong with YOU!" So thanks,but no thanks,Niggarette. I don't need anything curing my love for KFC! What else was there? Ah yes, adding water to milk! If you do that out of sheer laziness you deserve to be shot. That's just disgusting. Eat the cereal dry for Pete's sake! It's not that bad. Really. I do it all the time! What I did get from this satirical vid, in light of recent events, is that some of these got damn celebs could use this! Gilbert Arenas...#cmonson. What type of special idiot are you?! I never understood why people blessed with beaucoup amounts of money occasionally feel the need to fuck up like the regular, got-nothing-to-lose, poor people. If he gets locked up and anally raped(as per Tom Dubois' penitentiary beliefs) he deserves it! Well...maybe not that last part. No man deserves that, but definitely the jail time! You're rich, damnit! You have no business doing dumb nigger shit like that! Usually, I'm very against strict punishment of black public figures, as they already have so many things and people against them. However, I grow tired of hearing about the down right foolish things that they get into. I mean, some of this shit you couldn't cook up in a fairy tale! Don't look for supporting examples on that 'cause I have none lol. In any case, I say give Arenas a Niggerette and put him back on the court!