Rep where u from

What's up,world? It's been a while! Anyway, onto business-> Yesterday night I'm sitting in my car--radio on,of course-- and I notice they're hosting live from a club. What club? Couldn't tell ya, but the DJ starts with the usual NY DJ nonsene. You know, the classic "where's Brooklyn at" yada yada yada. I swear I don't understand why every popular NY DJ is from Brooklyn, but whatever; its not my business. Now before he went on his search for Brooklynites he proceeded to get the niggas all riled up asking "which is the thoroughest borough?" *record screech* uhh...what? I once heard that down south they don't allow Lil Jon's music to be played in clubs. As "crunk" as his music is, surely one could understand how alcohol+rowdy ass niggas and a song yelling "represent yo shit! Say 'fuck that clique'!" might equate to a tiny bit of a problem. NY, apparently has not gotten the memo. From my experience, after a certain level of hype, the Brooklyn folks just can't hang. They simply HAVE to show their asses! Typically, it goes a little something like this: DJ: Who's the thoroughest borough? *crowd roars as Brooklyn hype increases* DJ: where Brooklyn at?! Where Brooklyn at?! *hype level in the red* Remember, folks, after a certain level of hype, shits gon pop off. Let's watch how the rest of this situation plays out... DJ: *playing music from artists out of Brooklyn* Random bystander:*tries to walk by in a crowded club and bumps into someone* Brooklyn guy....and his fifty man entourage: yo fuck his ass up! *gunshots ensue* because you know there's always gunshots! I mean, to me, asking certain crowds to rep where they're from is the equivalent to that part in "300" where King Lionidis says to his troops "prepare for glory;for tonight we dine in hell!" But id have to say the worst part about asking where Brooklyn's at is the fact that I'm from the Bronx damnit! Where's B-X at?!